An AI drill sergeant that tracks your macros, scans your meals, roasts your excuses, and barks orders through your phone. Choose your intensity. Get in shape. No mercy optional.
Everything Sgt. Tim needs to whip you into shape, from AI-powered meal scanning to voice roasts that'll haunt your cheat days.
Snap a photo of your plate. Tim identifies it, estimates macros, and tells you exactly what he thinks of your food choices.
Sgt. Tim tracks your goals, monitors your streaks, and roasts you when you slack off. No participation trophies here.
Tim doesn't just type — he speaks. Real-time AI voice that barks orders and delivers legendary insults through your phone.
Connects to Apple Health. Tim always knows how many steps you've taken, calories burned, and active minutes. You can't hide.
Photograph your fridge. Tim identifies ingredients and builds high-protein meal plans from what you've got. No excuses.
Every morning Tim delivers your mission briefing — yesterday's review, today's priorities, and a war cry to start the day.
From download to your first roast in under 60 seconds. Here's how you enlist.
Download the app and sign in with Apple. One tap. No forms. No excuses.
No Mercy Mode for unfiltered savagery, or Motivator Mode if you need it clean.
Tim needs to know what to call you, recruit. This gets personal.
Your daily dashboard. Macros, steps, meals, and a drill sergeant who never sleeps.
Pick your poison. Both modes deliver relentless intensity — only the vocabulary changes.
Unfiltered, savage, profanity-loaded roasts. Tim swears freely and holds absolutely NOTHING back. Your feelings are not his problem.
Same intensity, zero swearing. Tim is loud, tough, and relentless — but keeps it clean. All the fire, none of the profanity.
Every morning, Sgt. Tim delivers your personalized briefing. Track everything in one brutal dashboard.
Real-time Apple Health sync. Calories, distance, active minutes — Tim sees everything.
Protein, carbs, fat, calories. Hit your targets or face the consequences.
Every meal logged, scanned, and judged. Your nutrition history at a glance.
Sgt. Tim greets you by name, reviews your progress, and sets the day's mission.
Stop making excuses. Download MilitaryTim and let Sgt. Tim handle the rest. Your transformation starts with one tap.
Last updated: February 8, 2026
By downloading, installing, or using MilitaryTim ("the App"), you agree to be bound by these Terms and Conditions. If you do not agree, do not use the App.
MilitaryTim is an AI-powered fitness coaching application that provides nutritional tracking, activity monitoring, goal setting, and motivational content delivered in a drill-sergeant persona. The App uses artificial intelligence and is not a substitute for professional medical, nutritional, or fitness advice.
You must be at least 18 years old to use the App. By using MilitaryTim, you represent that you are at least 18 years of age.
MilitaryTim's AI persona uses strong, explicit language by design. By using the App, you acknowledge and consent to receiving content that includes profanity and aggressive motivational language. This content targets laziness, excuses, and poor decisions — never a user's identity, body, race, gender, or mental health.
The App provides general fitness and nutrition information for entertainment and motivational purposes only. It is not medical advice. Always consult a qualified healthcare professional before starting any diet or exercise program. You use the App's suggestions at your own risk.
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Questions about these Terms? Contact us at office@bracketslabs.com.
Last updated: February 8, 2026
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